From the Guardian article:
[#StormyDaniels] describes #Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.
“He knows he has an unusual penis.… It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy w/ Yeti pubes & a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”