In the world of the web, there exists a lore
Of one known as @p
A master of queefs, a title quite grand
Owning the room with just one command

With every post and comment they make
The laughter and joy, no room for mistake
For this is their realm, their digital home
Where queefs reign supreme, a throne of foam

A queef may be gas, but it's never a bore
When @p is at the core
Their power and might, unmatched in the land
Bringing joy to all with just one command

So here's to the master of queefs, we raise our glass high
To @p, may your reign never die
For as long as there's laughter and fun to be found
Your queefs will live on, echoing all around.