I hate golf. I hate golf so much that it's all I ever think about: how much golf ruined the world.
I don't play it, I don't watch it, but I'll argue about it with strangers for hours. I'll assume I know the minds of every golfer I encounter, despite not having set foot on a golf course since I was a child.
Man I fucking hate golf.
(Friends, this is a comment about evangelical atheism)