Hello. We are the #Borg Cooperative.
Are you or someone you know struggling with feelings of loneliness, isolation, irrelevance, or imperfection?
Lower your anxieties, open your heart, and join the Cooperative. Together, we'll improve quality of life for all species, beginning with you!
Reluctance is futile. You *can* be assimilated. Call 1-800-WE-R-BORG or visit your nearest welcome cube today.