Discussing the red cards in the Reign-Wave #NWSL game tonight I found myself saying '"tried to punch a person and missed" has to be at least as bad an infraction as "didn't try to punch someone but did"' and it kindled a long-dormant part of my brain that once spent months looking for scenarios with exactly this kind of moral juxtaposition so we could stick people in giant magnets and see if their brains reflected their decisions.
In conclusion maybe we should study Chesky in a giant magnet.