There are a lot of universities that are a few pesky undergrads away from becoming a hedge fund. Students endure hours of classes taught by local community members with no degree who like making $1000 to do improv stand-up at captive young people for four months. They create clubs for people who like to read novels or learn about history or discuss philosophy or learn languages. Students mentor each other in programming, finance, and grad school exams, as well as justice. 5/