@kirby @MK2boogaloo
This one's really cool: https://micro-editor.github.io/
It's like pico-nano, without modes and unusual keyboard shortcuts, but has everything one might want in a text editor: syntax highlighting, color schemes, commenting out and indenting blocks of code…
And it's single binary! If I didn't have Vim up and running on all of my computers with all my shit, I'd probably use it myself.