Mark nods solemnly, getting up ready to leave but she is not finished. "I would use Rick Stanley" (well known local funeral director who has literally buried every member of my family on my Dad's side), "But he was SUCH A NAUGHTY BOY AT SCHOOL! I can not possibly."
Rick is semi retired and only does old family friends funerals these days, oh and he is in his mid 70s. She held a grudge for 60 years.