@t284lyfe OTHER GOOD OPTIONS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD ARE

FACTORY WORK
IF YOU CAN STAY OFF SUBSTANCES KEEP A CONSISTENT SCHEDULE AND DON'T MIND UNPLEASANT WORK ENVIRONMENTS -- THEY WILL WORK YOU LIKE A FUCKIN MULE AND THE OT PAY MAKES THE JOB VIABLE
PULL YOU OUT OF A HOLE BUT BEYOND THAT -- THAT'S NO WAY TO LIVE

APARTMENT MAINTENANCE MAN
THEY'LL TRAIN YOU IN ALL THE REGULAR SKILLS A HOMEOWNER SHOULD HAVE AND IF YOU KEEP BOTHERING THEM WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW YOU CAN FIX/IMPROVE THINGS
"I CAN DO X THIS WAY OR THAT WAY WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT"
"SHOULD WE MAYBE DO X TO MAKE WORK EASIER OR BETTER LATER ON"
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT THE PROPERTY MANAGERS WILL BEGIN TO IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE SOME SORT OF INDISPENSABLE EXPERT IN THE FIELD AND WILL GO FROM OFFERING YOU A DISCOUNT ON RENT TO POSSIBLY EVEN FREE RENT
PLUS WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE THEY OFTEN LEAVE A BUNCH OF SHIT BEHIND THAT YOU CAN USE OR SELL ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE





I HOPE I DIDN'T JUST DOX MYSELF WITH THIS POST