The wife came home this morning from her night shift at the biscuit factory clutching a carrier bag.
𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝘀: "Look what work gave us all. A pack of hot cross buns, a packet of biscuits and a Cadbury cream egg."
𝗠𝗲: "And they pay you as well! Fook me you're living the dream."