12yo: "and then I rolled a 7. That's enough to kill a bunch of the clerics. The evil dragon..."
Me: "Wait, I have a question."
12yo: "So the evil dragon starts to.."
Me: "Hold on."
12yo: "What?"
Me: "When you're playing D&D and you roll a 7, do you ever turn to [one of the other players named] Seb and say, "Hey, I rolled a Seb-en!'?"
12yo: 🤨
12yo: 😒
12yo: "No."
Me: "..just asking."