Nah you're just not as interesting or smart as you think you are... sorry. I'm only getting paid in laughs and you guys used up your two free tokens.

But feel free to tell me more about economic theory and life success Mr. I'm begging for the state to give me free shit cuz I make shitty life choices but can't get my head in check so I think I'm winning by replying over 9000 times to somebody who laughs at me and my second-by-second self-contraditions.