Starting to suspect that mostly-naked guy in the apartment directly opposite mine is an exhibitionist.
I'm not mad about it.
Just saw him standing right next to the window wearing only the skimpiest briefs.
He has the sort of slender twink muscle definition that would have I.N salivating and waxing lyrical about sexy bodies.
I was hanging out my laundry and not staring, honest. But if I had been staring, I might have noticed him putting on low-slung sweatpants & a muscle tank.