Woken by a fucking dawn raid by the Met police at my house this morning at 05:00am.
Been charged with possession. And intent to supply.
Of blue slug pellets. Apparently, they received an anonymous tip-off but the call was short and line was very muffled.
If I plead guilty, I might get away with 6 months community service helping Michaela Strachan and Bill Oddie on SpringWatch.