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Onerous responsibility of watering the wife's assorted seedlings in three cold frames.

Made the fatal mistake of telling her I saw ''slug trails'.

Forget the brutal assault of an innocent tourist en-route to Cappadocia.

'OH NO ! LISTEN. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. GET THE BLUE SLUG PELLETS OUT OF THE GARAGE (TOP-RIGHT SHELF). SPRINKLE LIGHTLY.. GO OUT EVERY NIGHT WITH A TORCH AND REPORT BACK. MONITOR DAILY'.