if homestuck was on fedi 🌈😆⭐

hey oomfies! today i thought i would give an example instance for each homestuck troll if they were on fedi! pls no hate >w< just having fun! anyway lets begin!


aradia: i think aradia would join layer02.net ! shes really calm & lowkey, & i feel like shed be a huge lain fan! just me? 🙃😅

tavros: tavros would probably have an account on mastodon.online because he doesnt understand federation :(

sollux: tbh, i feel like sollux would self-host. but since thats a cop-out, ill say comp.lain.la ! hed post abt his leet haxxor skillz 🕺 & make tons of friends!

karkat: this one is SUPER easy! karkat is a bit of an edgelord , so i think hed be perfect for asbestos.cafe! he always likes to complain & be problematic, & hed fit right in with meso & the crew ^^

nepeta: now i bet you all are thinking - furry instance right? WELL , i think nepeta would join kolektiva.social -- she just gives off 'anarkiddy' to me idk 🤭

kanaya: i think kanaya would sign up on xenofem.me , bc she is literally a vampire!! she doesnt seem very "doomer" though, so IDK ... this one is tough.

terezi: terezi would be on social.translunar.academy i think! no real reason, but i feel like the vibes are right 😋

vriska: honestly, i think vriska would be a great fit for disqordia.space ✨ because shes such a gaslight gatekeep girlboss!! 💅 she is a little problematic but its okay :)

equius: ok equius is a little bit of a freak. like , breastmilk.club? i can also see iddqd social . idk.

gamzee: gamzee would probably join shitposter.club ! hes always looking to have a fun time & i think hed enjoy all the funny jokes there 😆

eridan: he would be on ryona agency because he wants to kill all land-dwellers - & that is NOT okay. 😰

feferi: feferi would probably be on wetdry.world! because she is underwater!!! get it? 🤣 & her funny fish puns would find a good home 😍


what do you think! did i get the characters right? 😲 did i get them wrong? 😖 let me know 🗨️ in the comments!! ✌️ #homstuck #trolls