guy came into my register with this bottle, and i’m ringing it up and i start chuckling when i realize what the label says. i’m trying so hard not to laugh, but i finally look into his eyes and start losing it.
i’m apologizing to him, told him “hey look alright i know im 12”— but he knows what up. he told me the name of the bottle is the only reason he’s buying it. so i mustered up a clear enough voice and asked if i could take a picture of the bottle