𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐎𝐓!
𝗠𝗲: "DPD attempted delivery at 09:40"
𝗠: "It was booked on a pre-noon."
𝗠𝗲: "That's right, 09:40"
𝗠: "All I know was It was booked on a pre-noon."
𝗠𝗲: "That's right, 09:40 is pre-noon, it is before 12 midday!"
There is deathly silence where you can literally hear the mental cogs grinding.
𝗠: "Ermm? I'll ring them back."
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