I have to explain so much New York lore to so many people that it rivals being trans and autistic for sheer percentage of things I talk about. But to understand me you have to understand the Cannibal Cop and Moira Johnston and Sydney Leathers and Splash and Nick Denton's notoriously strange living situation. I need you to know Lizzie Grubman. I want your Amanda Lepore story. Remember when the L train was half down for like 2 years? You don't? Ok, I'm an ancient witch, a sorceress of time itself