Me, 5 days ago, while cleaning:
"Ah, my bike keys. Let's put them in a place that is really obvious and #biking related so I can easily find them in a pinch when I need to hurry out to a local event"
Me, today, just before an event:
"…where are these GODDAMNED KEYS?!"
*45 minutes later*
They were hanging in plain view, on the bike handlebar's brake lever. FML.
When it's not keys, it's the f'ing smartphone. Notebook. Pen.
This shit happens to me when I need to go out. Every. Single. Time.