If you’ve made it this far, 1) congrats, 2) I hope you hear what I’m trying to say:
Until the company moves forward… don’t waste your time on a Canonical job posting. You’re worth more than that!
My tale has a happy ending and I’m very pleased with where I landed not long after this saga, so this is now just a funny story-slash-cautionary tale.
BUT I know a lot of good #devrel people who *are* looking for new gigs today, and I’d love to introduce you to them -- if you’re hiring give a shout!