>be me
>early 20s
>bike 10 miles with half my mtg collection on my back
>eat greasy pizza and pound a 2 liter of dew
>bike 10 miles home with half my mtg collection balancing half a greasy pizza
>wake up the next morning
>feel fine

>be me
>32
>do basic workout
>spend an hour stretching, soaking, and drinking water so I don’t die of pain
>wake up
>died of pain