We could make college tuition free, like in much of Europe!
NO
We could forgive student loan debt, as Elizabeth Warren suggested and Biden attempted
NO
We could address spiraling tuition costs far outpacing inflation by reining in administrative bloat and expansionist 'on spec' building projects
DEFINITELY NO
Ok, in that case let's add three more middlemen, some venture capitalist tax writeoffs, a slick website, and a gamified application process
PERFECT YES