Every app wants to notify immediately. Within 30 seconds of booting, I have 11 notifications (excluding the grouped ones).
The only stuff I actually want to alert me are: emails, SMS messages, missed calls, & direct messages.
...but half of these are so flooded with spam that anything I actually want is drowned out by noise.
This results in me just ignoring my phone.
My initial complaint is the kicker, the only thing I actually want notified by that isn't full of spam **just doesn't work**