"Explain it me again?"
"I'm supposed to guard the Portal, and when it opens, I'm to prevent whatever comes through from leaving the Foyer, right?"
"Yes. Nothing past this room."
"And I'm to sacrifice anything up to my own life?"
"Right."
"Well, I just didn't jump to that final option. I negotiated with it and … it was hungry. So I gave it my hot tuna & cheese sandwich."
"And…"
"It turned around and called off the invasion."
"The world was saved by a TUNA M…!?"