The vampire yawned, rising from a deep slumber to the sound of their alarm - extra early. The sun was only just about to set.
She hurried about her chamber, squeezing into far-too-skinny jeans, and a big baggy black t-shirt emblazoned with the reproduction of a pale rose-adorned skull.
Then as a bat, she flurried down to the living room to wait.
"The delivery should be approaching any minute..."
She checked her phone and missed it.