Well this is fun! I finally got my Apple Vision Pro in Glasgow, but it turns out it's not actually _my_ Apple Vision Pro.
It's in the right box, but it's a 256GB model, not a 512GB, and the serial number of the device doesn't match my order. I have to assume that the store in San Francisco mixed up devices when they were packing them. And somebody in SF got a free upgrade to a 512GB one.
I suspect they would say “just bring it back”, but that's kinda hard now that I'm 5,000 miles away. Fuck.