Ok, parts of the #britishpress link the prostate-cancer of Britain's best-dressed-bandit to his younger son. Why? Because both of them have a dingus? And if he had a melanoma? They'd blame Megan for the dark skin! Because they're fuckin racists!
And when will they address her properly?
She's "Megan, duchess of Sussex" or "Megan Windsor" in Bourgeois - did they miss her marriage?