Have you considered instead of being lazy and trying to avoid moderating your server properly and literally admitting to refusing to do due diligence… maybe you should consider I dont know, moderating your server and if need be promoting enough moderators to do so? Crazy idea huh.
If you dont have time capacity or money to hire moderators then do a good enough job people are willing to volunteer their time because they believe in the community.
I am a horrible moderator because I dont have the time is pretty much your excuse here, and its a bad one.