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Update!

Apparently, more questions are being raised, concerning the real facts, surrounding Paul Pelosi’s alleged, hammering. It seems that there was a third person at the residence, that reportedly, let the first responders into the home. Naturally, the Pelosi camp and police are being tight lipped on what the actual sequence of events which transpired, leading to Mr. Pelosi’s, alleged injuries. This story is still developing, and we plan on getting the whole truth and nothing but, even if we have to send our correspondent, to the crime scene.

Hey, I’m just asking questions, here. We’re supposed to believe that, just anyone can waltz in, from the asylum, onto the property of the wealthy Pelosi family, is that it? How many of us are thinking it? I wouldn’t be surprised, if this was not a break in, at all. I’ll just propose a scenario. What if Pelosi knows this man, what if he were invited over and didn’t just break in at all? What would that reveal to us?

I propose, that this isn’t the first time, that this dude, David DePage, have, ever tied up a Pelosi. I’m sure, that soon and very soon, there will be witnesses, that can place him with one or both of them, together. Now, the Pelosi’s are probably on very good term, with the police, so I wouldn’t be surprised, if we eventually, have a huge memory hole, occur, before long. I’m just saying, that all that glitters isn’t gold, sometimes, it’s lots of smoke with the strategic use of some mirrors. Allegedly. Do the Pelosis have servants, if so where were they at the time of the incident? I’m just asking questions. I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

There are some very sick people in this world and I’m betting, that the Pelosis, rank very high, among them. Of course, my speculation could be all wrong, I mean, the guy was, allegedly, asking for Nancy, right? Allegedly. Perhaps, I’m reading this all wrong. Maybe, this guy missed the sweet caresses of lovely Nancy. I mean, a girl has needs, doesn’t she? Perhaps, Paul was just tired of sharing, tired of being a cuckold. Maybe, he decided to stand up for himself and got beat up, defending the honor of his marriage bed. Allegedly.

I admit I don’t know what really happened, but I can’t wait to see the video surveillance evidence, that the cops, presumably, too from the scene, unless, it just mysteriously, disappears. Anyway, I’ve had my speculation fun, but remember, truth is always more strange than fiction. This is a clear job for the Hardly Boys.