@narada @TrevorGoodchild @professionalbigot69 @sickburnbro I‘ve thought about that
>Use $20,000 of outstanding unsecured credit to buy gold
>wait for it to explode while blowing off paying credit cards
>Profit!

Of course the wording for that is “buying on margin” which is as likely to leave you destitute as fabulously wealthy. I, needless to say, don’t have the stones for that.