I know some fedis are thinking this is going to translate to a boom in the fedi population. It won't. At best, some instances will see a handful of new signups who will either never post or post once and leave once they realize no one is going to babysit them here. They'll go crawling back to their addiction like the addicted consumer whores they are in 2 months tops.

The only thing Uncle El could give me to top this is the meltdown when Zoomer shitlibs finally figure out that just because Big Corps has been pandering to them so far doesn't mean that they actually care what a bunch of terminally online permanent teenagers feel.