Tories: We gave cash to cronies, created crises & invented scapegoats, but no one trusts us.
We stoked unrest, lied to voters & caused people harm, but no one trusts us.
We spouted propaganda, made everyone poorer & destroyed services, but they don't trust us.
We increased debt, raised taxes & crashed the economy, but no one trusts us.
We changed leader, picked a clown, chose a fool & crowned a crook, but now nothings left, nothing works & no one trusts us.
Wait...Let's change leader. Again