Just remembered the time a lesbian friend of mine from Ireland moved to the UK and was excited she could get an IUD fitted to help with period pain as she couldn’t in Ireland without being in a relationship at the time, and she told someone at the Doctors that’s why she was getting it done. They said “ooh, maybe don’t say that to the Dr, just in case”
So she panicked and when he asked why she wanted it she said “Because I’m going to have sex… WITH A MAN”