syndicate man: :blobcatadorable: i just watched all of my friends be killed by a pool toy and a dark elf with a crossbow, but i have a pistol and i will be the one to do the thing!

[steps in to the aggro zone of the base]
[entire volleys of nope fly at his face]

:neocat_floof_mug: i guess he wasn't the one to do the thing