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(If criticism of a major political party upsets you, maybe stop reading)

Well, the Dem not-really-a-primary-but-kinda is um...interesting, ain't it?

Lessee, we got:

- Joe "You have to be this yt and also a US citizen to count as a human being" Biden

- Marianne "I sure hope nobody remembers the medical misinformation I was spreadin in the 90s" Williamson

- RFK "If it weren't for nepotism I'd just be trolling 4chan or some shit" Jr (dropped out in October)

aaand

- Dean "Nobody even knows who I am except I'm very very rich" Phillips

I mean...it's not a great lineup, is it?