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Girl achievement unlocked last night!!!

Wife and I are checking out at the grocery store. Last of the stuff is scanned and she's paying. I'm standing with the cart and the sweet young lad who was bagging our stuff puts the last bag in and turns to me with puppy dog eyes, as if to suggest "please say yes"....

"do you need any help loading these into your car, ma'am?"

I was a little shocked, taken aback, confused and thought, "oh you sweet boy! You don't even know the intense euphoria your use of the patriarchy just gave me."