Goddammit I fucking hate Macs
>Sierra Macbook, can go up to Ventura
>Try wiping with the MDM I'm testing
>It wipes the fucking recovery partition with it
>Net recovery brings up Sierra, which cannot do jackfuckingshit about the APFS converted drives
>Make a Ventura USB, it hangs forever
>Seems like my USB is broken, I try a SD card in a USB stick
>It works
>It somehow refuses to boot through the USB-C adapter

Fucking piece of shit

I'll probably have to install fucking Linux to the USB stick to solve this issue