The list of features I actually want in a watch:
- time and date (duh)
- radio time sync
- sunrise/sunset times (these can be based on the TZ city I select, my casio already knows I'm in NYC, the rest is just math)
- timer
- stopwatch
- does not look like a cluttered transformer toy
features I want if it's "smart"
- alerts from my calendar app
- TZ and sun times are set via GPS
- (optional) silly little custom faces that are easy to implement yourself
that's it. I do not want apps, advertising, personal data mining, or literally any of the other shit that's actually in smart watches