Whenever I go group camping, I bring a few camping chairs with me. One of them was a few years old, a $20 Walmart chair which survived multiple trips despite all the odds, and was firmly in the “why aren’t you dead yet?” category.
Well it finally happened: last weekend it was destroyed when it fell in a campfire during some wind.
Rest in peace. You were cheap and kind of uncomfortable, but it can never be denied that you were a chair.