Yeah yeah yeah, other people’s dreams are boring, but last night I dreamt I annoyed a Taxi driver so much he voluntarily drove his cab into a brick wall and I went “ooh shit, better scarper” then I shared a flat with 1990’s Shawn Michaels and helped him come up with a new entrance song called “Friend of the family” that was about him having an affair with your mum, including a lyric about how he’d fuck your gran even though she’s 99