Why are either of you faggots in my country?

Second, Britbong, "It's not 'soccer.' It's 'football.'"

Who came up with the fucking word, ya caunt!?

Where are our cultural sites? I don't know, Samantha....maybe, cause your beloved injuns didn't create shit worth looking at save for a handful of places from Ohio to Peru. You want to drive that!? She might as well have said, "Why didn't America start building monuments 600 years ago?"

Send her to Mexico with her lover.

Catapult.