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@DaddyO

How to cast shakespeare:

At least one greasy slimy man

At least one man who can’t get over himself

At least one man who is crippled by love

At least one man who just wants to get his dick wet

At least one man who will exist only to die

One and only one total retard

At least one woman you would never marry but can handle bawdy banter

At least one woman who doesn’t mind getting her tits out

At least one woman you’d like to have children with but has a lovely wit.

These can overlap as needed. No fake british accents allowed.

@restful