I hate capitalism… but we couldn’t out one marketing exec in the room when we came up with “Fediverse” or “Mastodon” – or when we decided to have everyone type out “htttp://“ to post a link? We couldn’t get one person with a humanities degree? Not one brand intern? Maybe even just a random Gen Z person off the street? No? Okay.
I don’t need the lore. It’s fine. We’re here now. Onward and upward.