OMICRONIAN MALES ARE THE BEST. KILL YOUR BROODMATES; EAT YOUR MOTHER; CONTINUALLY TRY TO IMPRESS YOUR DISTANT AND ALOOF FATHER BEFORE VIOLENTLY DEPOSING HIM IN AN ORGY OF GORE AND PAIN; APPROACH EVERYONE WITH KINDNESS* AND CURIOSITY; AND RECOGNIZE THAT EVERYONE WANT LOVE, COMFORT, SAFETY, AND ACCEPTANCE JUST LIKE YOU DO.
*EXCEPTIONS APPLY (SEE, E.G., GEESE, OUTWORLDERS)