It bugs me to no end, that media describe the evacuation of everybody from the burning passenger plane as "miraculous"
Passenger planes are designed to be evacuated in less than 90 seconds.
The crew is taught and trained how to do that, and they will do that.
Guess why they demand you stow all your crap during take-off and landing ?
90 seconds, that's why.
And if a drunk idiot slows things down, he will be pushed or thrown down the slide, head-first.
Dont be the drunk idiot on a plane.