> be me
> get ready to make carbonara
> prepare sauce
> turn on stove
> doesn't turn on
> try for 30 minutes
> just order food
> look at homepage of gas provider to see how to get someone to look at it
> "plz try this 'gas reset'"
> wtf is a gas reset
> "turn this random knob three times"
> turn it
> it fixes everything
> mfw