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By Way of #Introduction

Hi beige.party! I'm Lana. But who am me, anyway?

Well, me'm a #poet, an #author, a #musician, and a small #business #owner. But all that's all just stuff I do. It's not who I am.

30 QUICK FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I'm a #Seattleite.
2. I'm a #coffee drinker.
3. I'm watching #MST3K right at this moment.
4. I've never been to #Boston.
5. I love #Japan in the spring.
6. I wont eat #peaches even if you paid me.
7. I'm a bad #liar.
8. I'm a good #loser.
9. I've never smoked a #cigarette.
10. I once ate too many #pot #gummies and I started speaking in #heiroglyphics.
11. I have two #cats and one #husband, whom
I #adore for very different reasons.
12. I don't know #Java or #C++, and
13. #football bores me to tears.
14. I love a good #pun and
15. I will sometimes #rickroll my friends for no reason at all.
16. I have strong feelings about #shortbread.
17. I'm not too bad at #pingpong
18. I love #absurdist comedy
19. I #hired 7 people last year.
20. I will always want to see pictures of your #cats
21. I was once a boy #scout.
22. I once wrote a #poem that was retooted by @neilhimself
23. I play #Minecraft way more than I should.
24. I am an #immigrant to America.
25. I am secretly afraid of #bees
26. I haven't spoken to my #parents in 22 years.
27. I can #sail
28. I hate #KungFu movies
29. I can quote #ThePrincessBride almost word for word
30. I know where my #towel is.

Hope this helps! Nice to meet all of you!