So...
I have had an Ass-Cheek Cancer removed.
Now I have a nice hole in my butt-cheek that won't heal for 2-3 months, and a wound to clean and dress twice a day. YAY.
I don't worry it's malignant, because I've never HEARD of anyone dying from Ass Cheek Cancer.
But it's going to make my life hell for the next several months for sure.
Anyway, I know, TMI and all that; but it's funny in a way that only REAL LIFE can be; and I thought the Community here could get a giggle over it.