Teryl's Tales of Whim~"I've never lit a fart, nor do I have any desire to. Not mine or anyone else's. The entire concept, “ the fancy human sniffed, “...stinks. Oh grow up, I wasn’t trying to make a joke and you know it.”
The less fancy humans on the sky-ferry mostly smirked and chortled, sipping cold stew.
"So how do you keep your bed warm?" asked a waif.
"Extra blankets and a lit fireplace, like any civi--" he started, then stopped, "Alright, light me up."
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